Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you.

[alejo_nin]

i'm frigging sleepy at work...bored to hell too..

so i though i start a thread to amuse me and others..

tell us what has been the most funny thing a ricer has ever told you...

stupid comments like if you drove a honda and the guy comes and asks you if it has a rotary in it.....something out of the ordinary that caused you to just stare, nod and walk away....

I'll start with a few...

1) a mazda6 guy asked me once if i had a V6 on my car...
2) many had asked me if my car is an EVO even tho it clearly says mazda protege.
3)another one told me i should put a turbo timer coz it gives the engine extra HP on the top end....


anyways....

you keep going

[SpdRcrChk]

some dude asked me if my car was turbo....even though he said his girlfriend had an srt also. :dunno:

oh yeah.....

some dude didn't wanna race me because my rear tires were low on air (i.e. saying i had DR's in the BACK) LoL

[Mikey]

your front tires were low on air.

back on topic,


i keep on getting asked why i dont have a blow off valve.

[Sonic_BOOM]

I had some guy talking to me about cars and racing and the guy drove a mazda3 and it was really riced out, and he told me he was in the process of fitting his 200lb nitrous bottle in the trunk, but he was only going to spray a 150 shot.lmao

I just told the kid i had to go home and walked back to my car.

[alejo_nin]

one guy said, nice turbo...pointing at the intake manifold.

i blew off next to a car and the guy told me that i had a very bad intake leak...

[valos1479]

taco bell drive through dude said nice car so what does it run in the 1/4 ?..i said well havent ran it yet cuz i went to the 1/8 th mile and the car didnt like it much u know front wheel drive = bleh ..hes like u mean it spins only in the front?...im like huh ummm yhea...hes like i thought the back spins on these ..im like huh...lol..then he says doesnt this model have e-brake on the back left side ....im like huh.????....grabbed my food and was on my way ....

[alejo_nin]

ebrake where?

you should've told him, "nah...i have ABS" and leave before he asks you what the fuck was that...

taco bell drive through dude said nice car so what does it run in the 1/4 ?..i said well havent ran it yet cuz i went to the 1/8 th mile and the car didnt like it much u know front wheel drive = bleh ..hes like u mean it spins only in the front?...im like huh ummm yhea...hes like i thought the back spins on these ..im like huh...lol..then he says doesnt this model have e-brake on the back left side ....im like huh.????....grabbed my food and was on my way ....

[nexson]

taco bell drive through dude said nice car so what does it run in the 1/4 ?..i said well havent ran it yet cuz i went to the 1/8 th mile and the car didnt like it much u know front wheel drive = bleh ..hes like u mean it spins only in the front?...im like huh ummm yhea...hes like i thought the back spins on these ..im like huh...lol..then he says doesnt this model have e-brake on the back left side ....im like huh.????....grabbed my food and was on my way ....

he was probably fking with you, if he wasn't then....:lawl:

[Maxi Patty]

Some douchebag ricer in a DA once was next to me at a light...music blastinggg, has his 305 cap sideways and proceeds to ask me:

Douchebag: Is that yo' cah' (car)?!
Me: Yes.
Douchebag: Is it fast?
Me: Nope
Douchebag: Well, dey have Vtec so it must be fast.
Me: Uhh huh

..then I drove off chuckling.

[B16da9]

Some douchebag ricer in a DA once was next to me at a light...music blastinggg, has his 305 cap sideways and proceeds to ask me:

Douchebag: Is that yo' cah' (car)?!
Me: Yes.
Douchebag: Is it fast?
Me: Nope
Douchebag: Well, dey have Vtec so it must be fast.
Me: Want to trade for your DA
Douchebag: Naw fool
Me: :( I want a DA so bad
..then I drove off crying.


Fixed it for you. ;)

[Maxi Patty]

Fixed it for you. ;)

HA! NevAr. :bowrofl:

[valos1479]

he was probably fking with you, if he wasn't then....:lawl:

he was totally serious ...i was with a confusion face the whole time.

[ROB]

I can come up with a million scenarios.

On guy told me my car was not a true SE-R because it did not have a sun roof. I guess he did not know that it was an option to have a sun roof or not.

The question I hate most is "How much did it cost you to put an SR20 in it?" :hsughno: Alot of people have no clue that SE-R's from 91-98 came with SR20's in it.

[Michael]

i had a kid in his ralliart lancer next to me at a stop light compliment my car then proceed to tell me he would've gotten an evo as well if it werent for the fact that it was so much money for just a wing and nice seats

[alejo_nin]

next to a light, hispanic dude pulls up with what seemed to be an airplaine dash board, he had gauges that controlled other gauges!

anyways, i vbiously had to ask..

"how much you boosting?"
he goes, WHAT? what is boost...
so i'm like, boost is this...revved, blew off...seconds later light turned green and drove off

[supraboostin]

next to a light, hispanic dude pulls up with what seemed to be an airplaine dash board, he had gauges that controlled other gauges!

anyways, i vbiously had to ask..

"how much you boosting?"
he goes, WHAT? what is boost...
so i'm like, boost is this...revved, blew off...seconds later light turned green and drove off
i think you were the ricer in that convo

[nos51]

i overheard at one of the hangouts one night,someone asked a ricer if he wanted to run and he said he couldnt because he had to "break-in" his intake gasket.:eek1:

[P10FTW]

I was at u-pull-it and some kids in a civic ask what my car has in it since I was messing with them on the turnpike.

them: what does it have
me: SR20
them: (with a confused face) isn't that a nissan motor?
me: yes
them: but that's a mazda

Mind you I'm standing next to the car and it has the Nissan Primera badging on it. They were serious too:slap: .

[Jon1]

last year...

Parce in school "When i get that new 06 civic Si next week im so happy... do you kno where to get stage2 VTEC installed?

another one... "Where can I get VTEC? how much is it? is it like boost?"

all these spanish kids in my school thought vtec is something you slap on

then me and friends were with a kid we dont chill with, hes rice, and we're at Ron Jon in Oasis. We're at that old wooden wagon car from like the 1930's and i was saying how slow old cars were and ate up gas yadda yadda and he goes "this thing will haul if it was on a 300 shot of boost"

:lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl: :lawl:

[TypeRKoncepts]

points to fire extinguisher, is that NAWS?

and then one guy believed me when we were all crowded around a car and i pointed to the alternator and said there's the supercharger (h22 in an accord) :lawl:

[pete]

tc driver to me..

him: look at all these slow tc's
me: wtf you got homie
him: i got an srt4 boosted injector upgrade for my tc
me: ORLy
him: yea nikkuh its fast as fuk
me: ..............(brain went dead)

[Ochizon]

tc driver to me..

him: look at all these slow tc's
me: wtf you got homie
him: i got an srt4 boosted injector upgrade for my tc
me: ORLy
him: yea nikkuh its fast as fuk
me: ..............(brain went dead)


hahahahaha

[BONH]

same as posted, someone asked if i had a turbo and pointed at my intake filter.

[Joel]

funniest thing a ricer has told me?

"one day i will be faster than Kolin"!!

[ModernLifeIsWar]

some kid in an eclipse once told me that it was a GST with a GSX ecu when it really was an automatic RS. then 2 weeks later when i saw him he said he took the turbo off because the gst compression is better for going all motor. Then i ran him but before the run he said he got the motor fully built and that he is only running on 2 cyl.

[alejo_nin]

yea, i was afraid it would seem that way...

i just haven't got used to the BOV and i love the way it sounds...


it might be rice tho...who knowsi think you were the ricer in that convo

[M.A.R.C.]

funniest thing a ricer has told me?

"one day i will be faster than Kolin"!!

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

[smokenjoe]

this kid tells me he's boosting 35 pounds on a stock motor

[supraboostin]

this kid tells me he's boosting 35 pounds on a stock motor
:hsughno:

[allstarlt1]

ppl always point to my a/c refrigerant tank and say "nice catch can"...lol

umm another memorable one was " who swapped that LS1 in ur car?".. my brain was hemorraging after that one

[92redhatch]

The funniest thing a ricer told me was " lets race for $3000" in a auto focus with a muffler! Btw this was at 8pm( all the banks were closed ) .

[B16da9]

ppl always point to my a/c refrigerant tank and say "nice catch can"...lol

umm another memorable one was " who swapped that LS1 in ur car?".. my brain was hemorraging after that one

You got to admit your car does come with a gigantic sized A/C dryer, any noob would mistake it for a catch can.

[rx7_guy]

That I need cam and valve adjustments.

Also, another guy told me not to rev my motor to high.

I might "float" the apex seals.

Me <= WTF?

[SUNKIST]

"What's JDM?"
:slap:

[iLLest Biish]

"What's JDM?"
:slap:


lolz. x2

when goodfella got in his accident. the security guard at the mall writing the report saw his i :heart: jdm sticker when I was taking pics. and he asks me: "who's jdm? you?" i was like "what? :confused: " then I realized what he was talking about and walked away laughing.

[ForceFed]

random guy: :"oh you put the old integra front on"

me: "yuh, nice right!"

[RFFG]

your front tires were low on air.

back on topic,


i keep on getting asked why i dont have a blow off valve.

+1!!!!


Do a burnout!....... :hsughno:
Light'em up! :hsughno:

[rx7_guy]

+1!!!!


Do a burnout!....... :hsughno:
Light'em up! :hsughno:

Lite'em!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kBPl1-3vss&search=sti

[Mikey]

i can do a burnout.


well, i wont but the car can.

[PhantomSoarer19]

I live right by horse country... at about 3:00am I got tried by a 96 Honda Accord..Neon lights, music blasting, and he had a fire extigusher I raced him... when we got to the light after the run this what he said..."hey is your car stock" i replied "yes", he said he would have beat me if he didnt miss a gear... the car was AUTOMATIC!!!

[FuknSlow]

once i went to towers with my friend and his xb, the front end is carbon fiber, its got a carbon hatch and he has a greddy turbo kit, so this kid comes over and says
ricer: "is it really turbo?"
me: "yes"
ricer: "mind if i look?"
i proceed to pop the hood and show him
ricer: "cool.....(looks around) wheres the turbo?"
me: "er, back there behind the motor"
ricer: "oh... its so small...."
me: "yep"
ricer: "how much power does it make?"
me: "this kit w/o the intercooler does like 140hp, so where thinking 150ish with the intercooler"
ricer: "thats it?!"
me: "what do you drive?"
ricer: "a hyundai elantra"
me: "and you think this is underpowered?"

Then he proceedes to tell me how hes going to boost his car and he wants to build the motor and do a tube frame chassis, and how he knows its expensive, but in a couple of years he should have it. whatever dude.

and one time i popped my hood and some dude was like "oh its rear wheel drive?"

[2rotormotor]

once i went to towers with my friend and his xb, the front end is carbon fiber, its got a carbon hatch and he has a greddy turbo kit, so this kid comes over and says
ricer: "is it really turbo?"
me: "yes"
ricer: "mind if i look?"
i proceed to pop the hood and show him
ricer: "cool.....(looks around) wheres the turbo?"
me: "er, back there behind the motor"
ricer: "oh... its so small...."
me: "yep"
ricer: "how much power does it make?"
me: "this kit w/o the intercooler does like 140hp, so where thinking 150ish with the intercooler"
ricer: "thats it?!"
me: "what do you drive?"
ricer: "a hyundai elantra"
me: "and you think this is underpowered?"

Then he proceedes to tell me how hes going to boost his car and he wants to build the motor and do a tube frame chassis, and how he knows its expensive, but in a couple of years he should have it. whatever dude.

and one time i popped my hood and some dude was like "oh its rear wheel drive?"
150 on boost is pretty weak why even boost it?

[2rotormotor]

I raced a da integra with a b16, and he kept giiving me excuses after 3 races it was something different everytime.. 1st rape "I left my ebrake on", 2nd rape
"my CEL came on and vtec tunred off", 3rd rape " Im running low on oil bro"

[1JALi]

Is that a 240?

[Gravy]

150 on boost is pretty weak why even boost it?
cause it probrably made 80hp before.

[dc2boost]

i had some guy point at my cold air intake and then told me he didn't want to race because that was my intercooler piping. that guy was my dumb friend

[FuknSlow]

150 on boost is pretty weak why even boost it?

its automatic, its a daily, half the car is carbon, its 2 inches off the ground and its a 1.5L xb on 5lbs of boost with a bolt on greddy kit that cost 1500 bucks....what do you want? :hsughno:

[OfourTHREEfive]

its automatic, its a daily, half the car is carbon, its 2 inches off the ground and its a 1.5L xb on 5lbs of boost with a bolt on greddy kit that cost 1500 bucks....what do you want? :hsughno:
All the wasted money back, starting with the purchase of the car.

[verdugo09]

i had some guy point at my cold air intake and then told me he didn't want to race because that was my intercooler piping. that guy was my dumb friend

then you a ricer by association.


well I shouldn't be talking if that's the case...

I need new friends.







who wants to be my friend?

[2rotormotor]

its automatic, its a daily, half the car is carbon, its 2 inches off the ground and its a 1.5L xb on 5lbs of boost with a bolt on greddy kit that cost 1500 bucks....what do you want? :hsughno:
I dunno im just hating for no reason... it does look nice though..

[Greyc0e]

Some douchebag ricer in a DA once was next to me at a light...music blastinggg, has his 305 cap sideways and proceeds to ask me:

Douchebag: Is that yo' cah' (car)?!
Me: Yes.
Douchebag: Is it fast?
Me: Nope
Douchebag: Well, dey have Vtec so it must be fast.
Me: Uhh huh

..then I drove off chuckling.


Tremendo attempt to hit on you huh. Lol

I'm suprised he didn't start off by saying "whut chu name iuh?"

[1JALi]

I'm suprised he didn't start off by saying "whut chu name iuh?"

killed it.

[Solo2Ralf]

All the wasted money back, starting with the purchase of the car.

Some people would say the same about an altima...

[Greyc0e]

killed it.

Thanks! I was hoping you noticed!

[Greyc0e]

I pulled into a pool hall one day, and some kids standing by asked me "hey what kind of car is that? what do you have done to it"

I just stood there and slowly said "umm, it's a....monte....carlo....." and simply walked away.

[slammedEM1Si]

i dont belive you guys.

:bowrofl:


thank god i stay in my house.

[Super X]

I'm used to all the ricer comments by now. A few of them really stod out though. In my NX I got.

Guy-"How much you sprayin"
Me-"Zero. I'm allmotor."
Guy-"Bullshit. I heard the nitrous suckin"
Me-"Bro, that's my intake!!"

At a local (NYC) get togther I took the sentra out on one of its rear appearances. Here's a convo I had with a NYC ricer..

Guy-"WTF is that?"
Me-"old school Nissan sentra."
Guy-"so that's a trecel, right?"
Me-"No, its an 87 sentra w/a sr20."
Guy-"I don't know, it looks like a trecel with a starlet. I should know, my cousin has one in Jamacia."
Me-....leaves..

[tito1219]

"I HAVE A 13 sHOTS of NOS"

[SpdRcrChk]

ohhhh there was some dude in a focus at the hangouts once. said his car made so much power that all 4 pistons shot through his hood...................at the same time.

[Mikey]

ohhhh there was some dude in a focus at the hangouts once. said his car made so much power that all 4 pistons shot through his hood...................at the same time.

wow, thats powerful

[SpdRcrChk]

wow, thats powerful

and n/a at that. LOL we messed w/him so much after that.

he calls his focus....Pirana

[jose]

@ a the nissan meet back when it was down @ FIU

Nizmo101 Pops the hood to his S14 and was showing us his blacktop SR

Then this kid with his Gf from out of nowhere shows up looking like some wallstreet Jockey & he said: Cool what year Altima?

At that point my friend and i turn around and walk away laughing so fricken hard.

Some people would say the same about an altima...
a V6 Manual Altima? chuuuuuur

[Solo2Ralf]

@ a the nissan meet back when it was down @ FIU

Nizmo101 Pops the hood to his S14 and was showing us his blacktop SR

Then this kid with his Gf from out of nowhere shows up looking like some wallstreet Jockey & he said: Cool what year Altima?

At that point my friend and i turn around and walk away laughing so fricken hard.


a V6 Manual Altima? chuuuuuur

Yeah an overweight FWD sedan...

[nismoblackout]

some dude back at the nissan meets in fiu

dude: is that a spec-v
me: no its a gxe
dude: but you got the fogs and spec-v headlights
me: yea i bought the fogs and got the headlights
dude: so you de-winged a spec-v
me: i walked away

[jose]

some dude back at the nissan meets in fiu

dude: is that a spec-v
me: no its a gxe
dude: but you got the fogs and spec-v headlights
me: yea i bought the fogs and got the headlights
dude: so you de-winged a spec-v
me: i walked away
:bowrofl: :lawl: :owneddanc

[rick the ripper]

guy: damn yo that accord is mad low itz gotta be fast
me: its automatic so I havent bothered working on that just kinda worked on the exterior
guy: nah thats mad sleeper
me: how the hells that a sleeper

[OfourTHREEfive]

Some people would say the same about an altima...
Including myself, i should have bought an evo :wavey:

[jose]

Including myself, i should have bought an evo :wavey:
:lawl: i still like my altima. its why i got an s13

[boosted_dsm]

i had some kid tell me his car had ABS......and i was like ok and?...and he's like it stops my cars fast because the light it always on and my front wheels lock up and i was like...dude...you need to get your ANIT-LOCK Brake System checked and he was like...WTF are is that?...lol

[EXTREMUM]

"Yo, so the blow-off valve makes you go faster, right???", says my boss.

:bowrofl:

[caveman]

1)I once overhead a guy saying he had just put on the new jdm mugen front lip on his tC
2)Another one said that yellow fogs would look jdm as fuk on a tC
3)Also, the same guy that TCPete mentioned....took a look at the supercharger for the tC and said "I hate that supercharger, it looks too much like a turbo"
He then went on to get challenged by a guy boosting, and the retard asks "how much are u boosting"...."10 lbs"...."ok lets run it" (mind u he was running open header)

[ivtek]

so...

no one is going to admit that they once had a little rice in them to begin with?? :naughty:

[2rotormotor]

so...

no one is going to admit that they once had a little rice in them to begin with?? :naughty:
I did, I had cucullos and strobes..

[GdmLaz]

is funny when i had the Si so manny reffs used to ask me quien es jdm ?? is that your g.f ?? i was lyk lmfao

[DIENOW]

"Nice Pulsar.....how much you get it imported to usa for?" (mind you my cars LHD)

"Yo thats a nice starlet"

[1JALi]

is funny when i had the Si so manny reffs used to ask me quien es jdm ?? is that your g.f ?? i was lyk lmfao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[FuknSlow]

i just had a ricer encounter

on thursday i was at starbucks, and there was this dude w/ a stripped s13 w/ an sr20, anyway, i though i overheard him say he built it for "drift racing" but im not 100% sure.


me: so what motor you running?
him: blacktop
me: stock?
him: yea, just stuff i needed to put the swap in like intercooler piping etc
me: oh, cool
him: yea, ive seen stock blacktops putting down 200 to the wheels
me: o rly, how much do you think your putting?
him: well, if with a stock sidemount theyre putting 200, with my FMIC i should be putting a little more, and nissans lose less power to the wheels than hondas.
me: o rly, stock boost?
him: yea
me: ....yea, i dont think so...

and before he wanted to race mike's mustang, but he got scared when he heard it turn on.

i wish i could remember all the shit he told me, it was too much.

[jose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ry6Cf4EHI0&mode=related&search=
omg..

[supraboostin]

i just had a ricer encounter

on thursday i was at starbucks, and there was this dude w/ a stripped s13 w/ an sr20, anyway, i though i overheard him say he built it for "drift racing" but im not 100% sure.


me: so what motor you running?
him: blacktop
me: stock?
him: yea, just stuff i needed to put the swap in like intercooler piping etc
me: oh, cool
him: yea, ive seen stock blacktops putting down 200 to the wheels
me: o rly, how much do you think your putting?
him: well, if with a stock sidemount theyre putting 200, with my FMIC i should be putting a little more, and nissans lose less power to the wheels than hondas.
me: o rly, stock boost?
him: yea
me: ....yea, i dont think so...

and before he wanted to race mike's mustang, but he got scared when he heard it turn on.

i wish i could remember all the shit he told me, it was too much.
ok so wheres the ricer part?

[Steven]

tc driver to me..

him: look at all these slow tc's
me: wtf you got homie
him: i got an srt4 boosted injector upgrade for my tc
me: ORLy
him: yea nikkuh its fast as fuk
me: ..............(brain went dead)


bwhaha! is this the guy mike keeps telling me they call "boosted injectors"?

[OfourTHREEfive]

Yeah an overweight FWD sedan...
Overweight compared to what? An ek?

[Solo2Ralf]

Overweight compared to what? An ek?

A lot of other cars...

[Jeremy]

yes

and he has lambo doors.... its unlcebentastic
bwhaha! is this the guy mike keeps telling me they call "boosted injectors"?

[Bryan200sx]

pulled on a v6 mustang

guy: that focus is not stock
me: yeah it is... its an svt
guy: no wonder you beat me all svts are super charged

ref: does that focus come with vteak?
me: yeah
ref: my car too! want to race?
me: no

he had a kia spectra i think it is lol

[Chupito19]

I was giving this kid a ride home, and we passed this one civic 4door with a huge front bumber with big blue fog light in em. So the kid says "You see dat civic? I kno that guy its a racing civic with a turbo." Im like "oh werd" then he comes out with "yeah, first gear is Turbo second is vtec and third is JDM, i think"

Then I almost crashed laughing. what a douche.

[jdmcb7ex]

i got a cb7 (accord) and some kid asked me if i had a gsr b18c in my car...

[DownSouthS13]

I was giving this kid a ride home, and we passed this one civic 4door with a huge front bumber with big blue fog light in em. So the kid says "You see dat civic? I kno that guy its a racing civic with a turbo." Im like "oh werd" then he comes out with "yeah, first gear is Turbo second is vtec and third is JDM, i think"

Then I almost crashed laughing. what a douche.


wow was there a trd or nismo in there too? lol

[P10FTW]

i got a cb7 (accord) and some kid asked me if i had a gsr b18c in my car...

:rofl:

[MiketheBarber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ry6Cf4EHI0&mode=related&search=
omg..

Wow.....that was WAAAAYYYY too much for me to hear...

-Vtec Head from a B16 civc Si converted to Type R, and then goes on to say he got it for 99 cents and drove to Cali to get it.
-The Pulley that's fror the turbo....
-(Points at CAI) Yeah that's my downpipe.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[triniboy07]

i was at work and this young kid who owns an smg m3 started talking to me, my friend states that smg is the weakest alternative to stick shift that he has come across. my boy then goes on to state "how are you gonna attempt to drift in this car (my boy is obsessed with drifting)." the kid then states that drifting is only for front wheel drive cars...

[EXTREMUM]

Someone from the first FSS meet I went to three years back, thought my '96 VW Passat was a Volvo. :slap:

[MiamiAE86]

i pop my hood for this parce and he says "whoah ur engines sideways!!!" lmao

[jdmkris]

I parked my car at towers hangout once and this one couple comes by my car and the girl asked the guy wat type of engine is that..the guy looks at my engine and says its a v6..then pauses and says no wait its a v8 and his gf was amazed..I HAVE AN INTEGRA LOL..I didn't say anything so I wouldn't end up embarrasing him in front of his girl.

[Chupito19]

I parked my car at towers hangout once and this one couple comes by my car and the girl asked the guy wat type of engine is that..the guy looks at my engine and says its a v6..then pauses and says no wait its a v8 and his gf was amazed..I HAVE AN INTEGRA LOL..I didn't say anything so I wouldn't end up embarrasing him in front of his girl.

HAHA! I would have blown up his spot so bad :rofl:

[Sokesleezy]

"You see those flames coming out of the pipes of rally cars? Thats because they put spark plugs in them."

[jose]

^ lmfao & every post on this page... wow.

[younggunz88]

some kid kid wit a riced out civic hatch (d16 non vtec) said that now that he put a turbonator, he was beating srt4's....

[BOOST_048]

some guy that used to work with me at publix was not only a ricer but a liar on top of that! First off, he drove an POS looking eclipse GS with some ugly checkered stripe on the hood and cancer all over it. he used to swear that it was "twin turbo" and that he's getting all these new parts straight from japan.

[ModernLifeIsWar]

^ wasnt that the guy that said he had a t3/t7? lol

[The_Shawn]

"wait until i get my..."

^^^that is the most annoying one. followed by:

"race my boy, he has a rx-7/350z/evo/etc that would whoop you."
me: ok, call him up im always down to run
them: "nah dawg, its in the shop right now."

last night i wanted to run a friend's 350z. he said he couldn't because he had to "break-in" his intake and exhaust and 20'' wheels. wtf?

finally: when i used to have my firebird, i was at a party in country walk. i was getting out of my car when some kids drove up in a z3. the driver yells out to me: "holy shit! nice 'vette dude!"

i turned around to correct him humbly, when i heard his passenger tell him, "that's a camaro you retard."

i just walked back into the party.

[The_Shawn]

i pop my hood for this parce and he says "whoah ur engines sideways!!!" lmao


mad tyte dor dori doriftu engine in teh ae86!!

[The_Shawn]

i forgot the best one ever last night:

my boy with a camry just hooked a 75 shot up to it for the hell of it. i told him to run my other friend with a tc with bolt ons. camry guy's excuse:

"i can't man, i have a full tank of NAWS."


all Tc's with jdm front tags make me laugh. along with i <3 jdm stickers on them.

TcPete- are you guys talking about nestor? white tc with the turbo and lambo doors? lol

[Spoogen_1]

One kid, well he wasnt a ricer but a "ricer" in the muscle car field goes to me and asks: .......(I have a 98 JDM front teg(auto))

Him:Is your car fast?
Me:No, its automatic.
Him:So alot of fast ass muscle cars are all automatic.
Me:.....I have a Honda!

[Spoogen_1]

i pop my hood for this parce and he says "whoah ur engines sideways!!!" lmao

HAHA Nice

[Spoogen_1]

One guy I work with sed "I want to turbo my Impala because I wanna get the BOV noise."

[pete]

random quotes ill pull from scion meets i've been to

"i dont like the super charger because it looks like a turbo" = i had to think about it for while and wondered why he said that

"i have boosted srt4 injectors in my scion tc and ill woop any tc here" = i raced him 5 times and pulled concorde jets on this asshole

"my tc is more jdm then your" = tc's are usdm only lol

"i got a mugen lip and mugen cams on my tc" = wowz i almost had an ulcer..called him out...guy got mad and wanted to fight lol.. he left angry and bawling

" hey are your lug nuts plastic" = pointing to my rays extended's

"oye papi ese turbo esta de pinga" = he was pointing to starter of the car ??

[1JALi]

random quotes ill pull from scion meets i've been to

"i dont like the super charger because it looks like a turbo" = i had to think about it for while and wondered why he said that

"i have boosted srt4 injectors in my scion tc and ill woop any tc here" = i raced him 5 times and pulled concorde jets on this asshole

"my tc is more jdm then your" = tc's are usdm only lol

"i got a mugen lip and mugen cams on my tc" = wowz i almost had an ulcer..called him out...guy got mad and wanted to fight lol.. he left angry and bawling

" hey are your lug nuts plastic" = pointing to my rays extended's

"oye papi ese turbo esta de pinga" = he was pointing to starter of the car ??

lmao

[MissChelly]

random quotes ill pull from scion meets i've been to

"i dont like the super charger because it looks like a turbo" = i had to think about it for while and wondered why he said that

"i have boosted srt4 injectors in my scion tc and ill woop any tc here" = i raced him 5 times and pulled concorde jets on this asshole

"my tc is more jdm then your" = tc's are usdm only lol

"i got a mugen lip and mugen cams on my tc" = wowz i almost had an ulcer..called him out...guy got mad and wanted to fight lol.. he left angry and bawling

" hey are your lug nuts plastic" = pointing to my rays extended's

"oye papi ese turbo esta de pinga" = he was pointing to starter of the car ??

I Lol'ed a little.
I think people are beginning to think I'm the werid girl from US.

[Steven]

random quotes ill pull from scion meets i've been to

"i dont like the super charger because it looks like a turbo" = i had to think about it for while and wondered why he said that

"i have boosted srt4 injectors in my scion tc and ill woop any tc here" = i raced him 5 times and pulled concorde jets on this asshole

"my tc is more jdm then your" = tc's are usdm only lol

"i got a mugen lip and mugen cams on my tc" = wowz i almost had an ulcer..called him out...guy got mad and wanted to fight lol.. he left angry and bawling

" hey are your lug nuts plastic" = pointing to my rays extended's

"oye papi ese turbo esta de pinga" = he was pointing to starter of the car ??

lol @ boosted injectors. i heard that fool wrecked his car this past weekend.

[ESTUPET]

wha year del sol is that:hsughno: .....(w the s2k and he was standing right next to the side marker and the s2000 emblem)
then his friend tells him well it has to be a 2000 look at the emblem:rolleyes: . So the other dumb 1 says oh so this is like the type-s wow I didn't know we had those:slap:

[pete]

lol @ boosted injectors. i heard that fool wrecked his car this past weekend.

yes he did.. completely totaled.. how u total a car on a str8 line like okeechobee Rd. is beyond me lol

But yes another riced out tc off the street and another dumb fuck asshole not making other scion drivers look stupid... RIP slowest tc in north america...im hoping he doesnt get another tc.. god knows what car he will screw up next.

[Joel]

....not making other scion drivers look stupid...

trust me, there are hundreds to take his place.

[2rotormotor]

someone once told me that "tc" stands for turbocharged, since they come turbo in japan...

[Yani]

trust me, there are hundreds to take his place.


u beat me to it.... damn scion owners!

[DC5R2R]

someone once told me that "tc" stands for turbocharged, since they come turbo in japan...
wtf.....:rofl: :lawl:

[loafuref9daddy]

once i races an srt4 with a reff behind the wheel i walked him a few times then we pull up to sonoco and he ask me wat i got under the hood i told him im on spray and he like oww so how many pounds u on that kid is stupid

[pete]

someone once told me that "tc" stands for turbocharged, since they come turbo in japan...
i didnt know theres a city calll japan in missouri were the cars are made in?? lol


yea JOEL.. i forgot.. i log onto scion life and theirs thousands more lolol... i would just like renounce im not with, affiliated, or a member of the scion rice crowd...it just so happens some company super glued their scion logo on my white touring coupe.. lol

[2rotormotor]

i didnt know theres a city calll japan in missouri were the cars are made in?? lol


yea JOEL.. i forgot.. i log onto scion life and theirs thousands more lolol... i would just like renounce im not with, affiliated, or a member of the scion rice crowd...it just so happens some company super glued their scion logo on my white touring coupe.. lol
I think when I looked at the window sticker in my girls car, it said that it was made in japan.

[Steven]

not really something a ricer has told me, but at one of those famous ricer shows i saw an orange mustang with mugen safety belt pads. definately one of the riciest things ive seen

[caveman]

How about a viper, with a huge supra wannabe rainbow tail, a roofscoop, and a typeR sticker on the front windshield......

[SpdRcrChk]

^^ that's nice. but what did he SAY

[caveman]

Sorry, I meant to put that I just sighted the car, the guy wasnt around....

I suck at this ricer stuff....lol

[Steven]

^^ that's nice. but what did he SAY

i asked the guy with the mugen seatbelt pads about them and he said that mugen is not exclusive to honda and that they make parts for every make and model :slap:

[Bryan200sx]

not really something a ricer has told me, but at one of those famous ricer shows i saw an orange mustang with mugen safety belt pads. definately one of the riciest things ive seen

The car had a huge garfeild? ive seen that car

[Sokesleezy]

someone once told me that "tc" stands for turbocharged, since they come turbo in japan...


I lol'ed.

[Steven]

The car had a huge garfeild? ive seen that car

yep, thats the one.

[whoa353]

i had this queer in my auto tech class (with his riced accord) looking for del sol rear jdm seats for me. i told him i would give him $200 on top of the seats because my cousin had to finish the conversion before h.i.n.

[Rollin202]

tc driver to me..

him: look at all these slow tc's
me: wtf you got homie
him: i got an srt4 boosted injector upgrade for my tc
me: ORLy
him: yea nikkuh its fast as fuk
me: ..............(brain went dead)

yesss boosted injectors...lmao thats the story i was thinking of...lol:naughty:

[Mafia_Insurance]

Since my car is rwd, 5 speed and its healthy, i can do a mean burnout. So, i did a burnout, and this guy says,

him: holy shit bro what's in that thing ?!?!
ME: OH MEIN tremendo LT1 con turbo
him: naaaah FO REEEEEEEEEEEALZZZ ?@??@
ME: Yeah i'll show you.
So i poop the hood and show him.
And then he sees my MSD 6a box and sez, DAMN BRO THIS SHIT GOES FAST HUH!
And im like, yeah, i smoke nissan evolutions like everyday.
He goes, "for money, right ?"
and im like, yeah mijo im a huslter. Look at the turbo **and point at the intake tube** and i notice these 2 guys ROFFLING and he goes, why they laughing?and im like, well, its so fucking fast its hilarious.

Then he goes, yeah, i know those v8's be going like crazy !
and i proceed to count the spark plug wires, and count 6. In his face. And he still didn't get it.
Then he told me he was hooking up his car and he's got parts coming and blahblahblah nawwwz blah blah.


Mind you, this is what he is looking at.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/Mafia_Insurance/finda_o060.jpg

[EGSIR95]

funny subject .

[slammedEM1Si]

this thread is 50% as funny as the caturday thread.


:bowrofl:

[jdm nismo chik]

my car is se-r spec v, he asks..
-"hey is it a spec v?"..
-i reply with a stupid look looking at the badges "yeeeeeeah?"
-oh cool.. is it stick?

spec v's only come 6speed last time checked!


another one, i own nismo gramlights..
"hey nice rotas whered you get the tiny nismo sticker for em"

and anoooother.. since my car is red and the nismo O is red.. i have the badge on my car so it kinda.. KINDA blends in.. i get:
"whats nism?"

[EXTREMUM]

this thread is 50% as funny as the caturday thread.


:bowrofl:

Why you have the Nuvaring in your sig? :ugh:

[low97accord]

"What's JDM?"
:slap:


i hear this all day with my i <3 JDM sticker

[slammedEM1Si]

Why you have the Nuvaring in your sig? :ugh:


:bowrofl: . at least you recognized.


shock factor;)

[EXTREMUM]

I'm a supporter of Nuvaring, myself - for as long as the lady is 'clean', no more rubbers and no more condom-ringlike indentations on the base of my dick, since even a large condom is too fucking tight! My roommate uses Nuvaring...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/ATM3222/yippee.gif

[Mafia_Insurance]

I'm a supporter of Nuvaring, myself - for as long as the lady is 'clean', no more rubbers and no more condom-ringlike indentations on the base of my dick, since even a large condom is too fucking tight! My roommate uses Nuvaring...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/ATM3222/yippee.gif
:ugh:
:blah:

[slammedEM1Si]

I'm a supporter of Nuvaring, myself - for as long as the lady is 'clean', no more rubbers and no more condom-ringlike indentations on the base of my dick, since even a large condom is too fucking tight! My roommate uses Nuvaring...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/ATM3222/yippee.gif


pics of both astat!




;)

[2ToneKia]

Originally Posted by k24accord
not really something a ricer has told me, but at one of those famous ricer shows i saw an orange mustang with mugen safety belt pads. definately one of the riciest things ive seen



The car had a huge garfeild? ive seen that car



it could be rice...for you but no for all the sponsor he have..honestly you guys need to learn that we are a different community ALL TOGETHER ..you guys like racing we like shows...so you guys like to get tickets and car impound we like to get trophy's and sponsorship..

Now K24accord..you talk about rice show, but i saw you at NOPI car show in miami...so are you rice too..?

[jdm nismo chik]

it could be rice...for you but no for all the sponsor he have..honestly you guys need to learn that we are a different community ALL TOGETHER ..you guys like racing we like shows...so you guys like to get tickets and car impound we like to get trophy's and sponsorship..

Now K24accord..you talk about rice show, but i saw you at NOPI car show in miami...so are you rice too..?

dude since when has attending a car show been ricey!?
i think if were in the car scene were aloud to attend CAR SHOWS and not be ricey!? nopi isnt all full of rice, or maybe its because you dont notice the good looking cars since to you guys that dress up your cars like drag queens think JDM, or simple modded cars are STOCK looking so you dont even bother to look.

[P10FTW]

dude since when has attending a car show been ricey!?
i think if were in the car scene were aloud to attend CAR SHOWS and not be ricey!? nopi isnt all full of rice, or maybe its because you dont notice the good looking cars since to you guys that dress up your cars like drag queens think JDM, or simple modded cars are STOCK looking so you dont even bother to look.

I think you misread his post.

[Rollingonall4]

dont know if its ricey or just dumb but someone went up to me at the event this weekend and told me he gives me props for not going frontmount and keeping it topmount :hsughno: :hsughno:

[2ToneKia]

dude since when has attending a car show been ricey!?
i think if were in the car scene were aloud to attend CAR SHOWS and not be ricey!? nopi isnt all full of rice, or maybe its because you dont notice the good looking cars since to you guys that dress up your cars like drag queens think JDM, or simple modded cars are STOCK looking so you dont even bother to look.

ok, 1st ,i think you missread my post, 2nd i am NOt a DUDE and 3rd hes car was on the SHOW ...he was participating on NOPI as Car show..

[Yani]

not really something a ricer has told me, but at one of those famous ricer shows i saw an orange mustang with mugen safety belt pads. definately one of the riciest things ive seen







it could be rice...for you but no for all the sponsor he have..honestly you guys need to learn that we are a different community ALL TOGETHER ..


what does mugen seat belt pads and a garfield sticker have to do with sponsors?

[Yani]

i think the riciest thing i've heard is "my legacy has 50/50 wieght distribution" lawl

[Gravy]

i think the riciest thing i've heard is "my legacy has 50/50 wieght distribution" lawl
:lawl:

[pete]

i think the riciest thing i've heard is "my legacy has 50/50 wieght distribution" lawl

:rofl: :lawl: :rofl:

[RFFG]

i think the riciest thing i've heard is "my legacy has 50/50 wieght distribution" lawl


:eek:

:lawl:

[B16da9]

it could be rice...for you but no for all the sponsor he have..honestly you guys need to learn that we are a different community ALL TOGETHER ..you guys like racing we like shows...so you guys like to get tickets and car impound we like to get trophy's and sponsorship..




Getting a free intake is not a sponsorship

If thats the case I'll give you a free aerospeed seats and you can put B16DA9 all over your car.

[SpdRcrChk]

i think the riciest thing i've heard is "my legacy has 50/50 wieght distribution" lawl

harrrr LoL !!!1!1one!!1eleven!